Engineering BFs r best ?!

October 11, 2007 at 3:34 pm 7 comments

Got this in a mail from a friend…

Very controversial but very true…

Note: Am nt hinting to anybody abt anything nor am i denigrating anybody

Engineer Boyfriends are the best:

1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don’t understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week’s worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will ‘change major’, and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it’s really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the ‘one’.

Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others – the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find – rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

Conclusion: Engineerz rule !

My opinion:

Point 1 is true. Engineers are secure in this way.

Point 2: Am not too sure abt that bit concerning their ability to understand girls… bt well…

Point 3: I completely disagree with the fact tht he may be dumb koz if he wre, he wouldnt be an engineer in the first place… N well unfaithfulness in a relationship owes to many a reason..

Now let us find ur views on the above…

Cheers!

Note: Am nt hinting to anybody abt anything nor am i denigrating anybody. This is a joke.. so hve a laugh. Nothing mre, nothing less…

Kevina

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. ¥@$#  |  October 11, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    nor am i denigrating anybody.

    hmmm….

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  • 2. hokage4th  |  October 11, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    hmmm to bisin met 1 pou Engineer Girlfriend Kevi…. ena garson osi la :\

    Cheerz!

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  • 3. Roushdat  |  October 11, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    nou si engineers non? CSE :p hihi mo ti p dir sa, we are better than IS ones :p akoz zot pena sa word Engineering la dans cours la so name :p

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  • 4. Kevina  |  October 12, 2007 at 7:17 am

    yep.. nousi engineers… 😉

    @ Mike
    o fait mo ena en publik purement male… posted that to encourage female readers… bt seems i was unsuccessful…

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  • 5. selven  |  October 12, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    :p engineers are good in bed also probably? :p

    Hmm probably you should get a girl who goes out with an engineer graduate to comment on that :p, sinon bann garson pou zis flatE pou allE meme, better get the opinion of the gal 🙂

    🙂 Premier fois mo tann kevina koz du bien des gars :p
    That’s a start :D, that’s great!

    Enfin, mo penkor vinn 1 engineer, mais mo sure monn extra gatE kot mo etE la :p, mais depann lor tifi osi sa :p

    +$3|

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  • 6. Kevina  |  October 12, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    premier fois?? ta to fer moi gagne honter….

    taler dimoune komence peur moi la

    eh mo appreciate guys moi… mais pa tou selma…

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  • 7. avishen  |  October 21, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    Wawa…en tout cas mo pas sire si sa theory la valable for gurls…i mean? Engineer Girlfriend the best? Nan…zot pou rode implement tipti moteur, fer vice ek boulon vin couleur rose…,tire moteur, met dan machine laV, pas laisse la graise paret du tout, servi de huile parfumer…lol..enfin enfin…

    Reply

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